Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for June 20, 2023

I knew it! Masonne is a follower of the Devil! Read Revelation 13: 16-17!

Also, nice of his daughter to help him get ready for his trip.

Well, I certainly hope he has his Jarre of hair cream to tame that rascal strand in front!!!

“Didn’t you used to be blond?”

Nope….he will not forget…..hate to think where the barcode mite be….

Oh lord, Joe Hollywood’s back.

The smirk lives on in the new comic that is CrankFunk. I can’t wait until Loser Les graces us with his presence.

That’s about the size of it

I take it the daughter is kept out of Masonne’s public life. Or, she’s not into “classic” movies.

Maasonne looks a little light in the loafers.

What, so he’s a younger version of Ed/Lillian? Averse to technology? Except what the heck is with the “tattoo of the barcode”? That makes no sense.

Their front door opens 100 feet from the ocean?

So is Generic Blonde 68-Year-Old Woman not going with? I mean, I wouldn’t blame her or anything, but you’d think they’d go to this ridiculousness together, if only to ensure there’s more than three people there. (Assuming Max and Generic Blonde Woman bother to show up to the opening of the theater they’re managing. I feel that one could go either way, honestly.)

Not interested in these people!

Batty should rename this comic “Cranky Funkerbean”

Lois Flagston has her famous Bedroom Eyes™; Sindy has her infamous “get out of here; my boyfriend’s on the way over” smirk.

So Mason has a bar code on his hide? Please let this be foreshadowing that the Terminator will pop up at the Valentine’s latest all-new opening.

All but that last one…..

Your budget airline only accepts paper form passes.

That would be his wife!

Haha! XD