Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 18, 2024

“No, she lassoed and hog-tied me—and I liked it!”

Well, at least we’re seeing Cranky. But I still want to know what was in the package he was waiting for…

Well, it’s not comic books, Montoni’s Pizza, or Harry L. Dinkle. Lillian the Lizard is nowhere to be seen. It’s just Ed, in every panel, talking about how he’s a complete jerk to the young children he’s paid to transport to and from school as well as their families.

Good to see things are back to normal.

Who’s Mr. Blue Cap?

Why don’t you just stop for her a let her give her kid his lunch?

If you’d stop to pick up the kids, she wouldn’t have to chase you.

Pardon My Backfire,old lady….

Faster than a speeding bullet…….

The Little Old Lady from Pasadena?

Back to Grandma chasing Mr. Crankshaft’s bus. One sad and pathetic premise for a comic strip.

One Nation Under GOD! GOD Bless America! GOD Wins!

not seen in fourth panal there eating key lime pie

Tomorrow- just tap her walker near the front left tennis ball. It’ll throw off her gait and slow her down.

What?! She gave me grief for the length of my fireworks display!

(I’m channeling Patrick Murphy, The”Impeach Biden” guy.)

So their goal is NOT to take any kids to school?

That’s what you get for buying your “turbo” from Bean’s End.

Time to roll some coal on Grandma Johnson.

Cranky, you were trying to reclaim your record for the most cars stuck behind your bus. A tortoise could catch and pass your bus.

There’s always that ONE…..

lilian has that third gear too after 3 rum balls

Here’s an idea. Why doesn’t Ed just not drive his route. Wander through the city for an hour, and then return without picking up anybody. He’d be the hero of the garage!