Yeah, sure, Ed believed his rival and just didn’t pitch that night, and no one else on the team, including the manager and coaches, thought to ask him why he wasn’t ready to go? Wasn’t he dressed and at the ballpark, like all minor league players are required to be? And none of the “big league scouts” sent there to check out Ed Crankshaft wondered about his absence? Put “professional sports” under “burning down a garage” on the list of things Batiuk knows nothing about.
Yeah, sure, Ed believed his rival and just didn’t pitch that night, and no one else on the team, including the manager and coaches, thought to ask him why he wasn’t ready to go? Wasn’t he dressed and at the ballpark, like all minor league players are required to be? And none of the “big league scouts” sent there to check out Ed Crankshaft wondered about his absence? Put “professional sports” under “burning down a garage” on the list of things Batiuk knows nothing about.