Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 14, 2008
Transcript:
Alice: We've got a lawn gnome! Boy: Is that allowed? Beni: The neighborhood rules say you can have up to two man-made lawn objects. We've got a burro with a cart. They count as two. Girl: We've got a whirligig and a frog under a mushroom. And a daisy doormat that's awaiting adjudication. Boy: We've got a "squirrel crossing" sign and a cherub fountain birdbath that scares away all the squirrels. Dill: We've got a pet cemetery, various dirtbike parts, a clothes dryer, a carpet sample display and my brother's newest trebuchet. Alice: Didn't the neighborhood rules guy with the clipboard complain? Dill: He tried to. He came down in the next county, but his clipboard has never been found.
Dill said that he came down in the next county…….nothing was said about being ‘alive’!