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Beni: "Li'l Critters Petting Zoo" is a dumb name. It makes my internal cuteness alarm go off. Boy: Ew! Miss Bliss! Beni's internal cuteness alarm went off! Alice: Ew, Beni! Miss Bliss: Please! Miss Bliss cannot concentrate with all this yelling!
I once had a principal who referred to herself in third person like that. Only she did it all. The. Time. Horrifying!