Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 16, 2009

Transcript:

Voice: Dad, why are we stopping here? Dad: Let's get some watermelons. Petey: I hate produce. Dad: PETEY. Alice: Is he pulpy Joe? Clerk: Me? Do you not know the story of Pulpy Joe? Clerk: They say he was a farmer with fancy ideas about growing the World's Largest Watermelon. They say he sold his soul to the Devil, at the crossroads at midnight. Pulpy Joe: Deal. Devil:Deal Clerk: But the watermelon Joe grew was puny. He mocked the Devil, who said the Joe's soul wasn't no bargain neither. Clerk: So the devil cursed him. Now Pulpy Joe wanders the land lookin' for his head, but in vain. Petey: Wow! Produce is cool! Mom: How about that? Clerk: Good day to you! Man: Did you just think that up? Clerk: Naw, its a screenplay I'm writing. Do you think it'd work better with a grapefruit?