Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 09, 2009
November 08, 2009
November 10, 2009
Transcript:
Mom: Petey! Is that all you're going to eat? Petey: Uh-huh. Mom: I swear! I'm going to invent a new kind of food that's utterly neutral in flavor and texture. It'll taste like a big blah bowl of nothing. Then I'll sell it in big giant bags, like dog food. Petey: My mouth is watering! That's never happened before! Mom: And I'll hide one raisin in every bag, just to drive picky eaters crazy.
Two words - Toe Foo. It is bland, mushy, and takes up space without introducing significant flavor. Picky Eaters, as your parents to stock up on Toe Foo - sold wherever people who don;t care shop.