Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 14, 2010
Transcript:
Ernesto: Peter! Peter! Petey: Hey, Ernesto. Did you find that Fountain of Age? Ernesto: No! Ha ha ha! It was a fool's errand! A madman's quest! I ended up hiding in the janitor's sink all through recess to avoid the principal! I'm a broken man! A shred of my former self! My outer sweater is ruined! I even lost my curl! Ha ha ha ha! Petey: When Mom asks, "How was your day?" I'm going to shrug and grunt, just like always.
margueritem over 14 years ago
I’d say that’s best, Petey…
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ernesto chose poorly.
SCOTTtheBADGER over 14 years ago
That is frequently the only option, Pete.
cdward over 14 years ago
The shrug and grunt hide a multitude of weirdnesses.
Tancread Premium Member over 14 years ago
Now I know what my son is up to at school all day. Oh wait, I already knew that. I went to school once, I remember. It all comes back to me. The horror, the horror…..
Steve Parmelee Premium Member over 14 years ago
Well Ernesto, they say that recognizing your problem is 90% of the solution.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
And Petey you would be telling the truth.
uh-ohkid over 14 years ago
At least his INNER sweater wasn’t ruined - that would be a horrible omen. RT - Ernesto’s eyes in this strip are perfect for showing the madman he truly is. Or the madman Petey’s imagination has created…
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
If he’s imaginary, should imaginary men in imaginary white suits put him an imaginary strait jacket and take him away to an imaginary asylum? LOL. Great strip, though.
mancocapac over 14 years ago
Susie Derkins did the same thing every day.
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Maybe Ernesto will find a better hiding place at the other institution.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ernesto returned from his quest bitter and broken. A physical, emotional, spiritual, and sartorial shambles. His innocence lost, his dreams shattered.
Forever after, Ernesto claimed that he never found the Fountain of Age, that he did not drink of the waters that hasten childhood’s end. But sometimes, I wonder… I wonder…
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
LOL @ fritzoid’s riveting writing….
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
The Fountain of Age is real. But it’s not a thing of porcelain and pipe, and you won’t find it on any map.
It lies deep inside you, and you take a sip every time your heart breaks.
snarkm over 14 years ago
Here goes Ernesto, not aged before his time but a broken man.
lin4869 over 14 years ago
Wow, Fritzoid–you’re getting deep! (…”It lies deep inside you…”) Very nice.
uh-ohkid over 14 years ago
Does any one else think of Peter Lorre when reading Ernesto’s lines?
lin4869 over 14 years ago
uh-ohkid, now that you mention it…
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Sort of equal parts Peter Lorre and Sidney Greenstreet, if you ask me. But I can’t see Petey in the Bogart role.
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Thanks, shytimes. By the way, I’ve recognized you over on comics.com, but I don’t often comment over there, so I haven’t had a chance to say “Hi” until now.