Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 30, 2010

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Alice: Daddy, read the marzipan book! Please? Pleeeeease? Please? Dad: But it's - it's so - oh, okay. "Do they eat marzipan on Mars?" Dierdre asked the cat. "I don't know if they eat marzipan on Mars," said the cat. "Ask the dog." "I don't know if they eat marzipan on Mars. Ask the poison dart frog." "I don't know if they eat Marzipan on Mars. Ask the slow loris." "I don't know. Ask the tapir." "Ask the nematode." "Ask the wombat." ALICE! I can't finish this book! It's just too silly! Alice: He never finishes it. And I'll never know if they eat marzipan on Mars. Petey: Don't ask me.