Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 12, 2010
Transcript:
Petey: I have to check my global picky eater rating online. With all these holidays, I have to be extra careful with my diet. The Halloween-Thanksgiving-Christmas season is a minefield. It's so easy to slip up! Just before Christmas last year, the world's number-one ranked picky eater dropped to number 3, 435! Overnight! For one little misstep! It was a scandal! He was discovered in the same room as a fruitcake! Alice: Boy, I know what that's like.
In a million years, most of the fossils from our time will be fruitcakes.