Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 06, 2010
Transcript:
Mom: Alice, I want you to stop being grabby, mean and bossy. Do you understand? Alice: Because will Santa will see, right? Mom: Well, yes, but the real reason is because - Alice: Petey says Santa has a giant eyeball at the North Pole that watches everybody! Alice: Well, that's - wait, what? Alice: You can tell when it's looking right at you because all your hair stands on end.
I love the idea of Sauron Claus.