Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 21, 2011
Transcript:
Petey: You're going to wear those plastic fangs to Grandma's for Thanksgiving? Alice: Yesh. Alice: Because I forgot to wear them on Halloween. And because they'll scare away Grandma's giant dog, Big Shirley. Alice: And also because Mom's turkey always comes out dry and it's hard to chew. Petey: Makes sense to me.
margueritem about 13 years ago
Makes perfect sense to me, too.
Ida No about 13 years ago
Give the turkey to Big Shirley, and the fangs to Grandma. Perfect match.
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
Don’t tell Mom what you said Alice.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Harsh, Alice, very harsh on mom! Besides, the remedy for dry turkey is lots of gravy and plenty of cranberry sauce (or, even better, cranberry-orange relish).
rolleg about 13 years ago
Are they going to eat Mom’s turkey at Grandma’s? Just checking.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago
Alice be thankful that you’ll have some turkey!
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
I thought this looked familiar. This is from 2008.
Plods with ...™ about 13 years ago
Is Alice’s Gma Diamond Lil?
vldazzle about 13 years ago
I love my slices of turkey breast all year; I roast a whole breast about every 6 weeks. Mine are roasted with some flavoring veggies in cavities mixed with whole branches of fresh herbs and a thin slice or 2 of butter under the skin with some herbs-and I baste with white wine. I eat some cold in summer but I like best in cold weather to just have yams with a dab of butter and my Cuban black beans. I AM going to roast a whole roasting pumpkin this week because I saw Alton Brown do one weeks ago, and happened upon a really pretty one in my grocery. I may either improvise or dash out for other groceries, though because I did not have the recipe on hand.
vldazzle about 13 years ago
@Personof Interest, I did not know of an illness; nothing serious and debilitating I hope (selfishly). I only discovered his cartoons fairly recently, so this one is new to me. I vaugely remember Shirley’s dog about when I started reading.
Banjo Evans about 13 years ago
Big Shirley is my favorite
iwoolman Premium Member about 13 years ago
@vidazzle – Here’s a story that sums the whole shebang up nicely:
http://tinyurl.com/6bht82t
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 13 years ago
Brine your turkey.
Drewdove about 13 years ago
Wear the fangs and you may get a discount on that “Twilight” movie ticket.
merbates about 13 years ago
God bless you, Richard.