Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 13, 2011
Transcript:
Mom: No, you're not getting a catsup fountain for Christmas! Alice: Why not? Mom: Because 1. There's no such thing. 2. If there is, it's disgusting. 3. You've already got a perfectly good big ugly fountain. 4. You don't even like catsup! Beni: That was your chance to ask for a volcano! It would've seemed so sensible by comparison! Alice: But a catsup fountain would be so perfect for sharing time!
I’ll bet that Dill will think a catsup fountain is the coolest thing ever.