Chef: Have some of this! The Picnic by Petey Otterloop. Today I'm going to a picnic at my sister's preschool. Picnics involve two things I hate - eating and being outside. Also paper plates, flimsy cutlery, potato salad and bees.
How could a World-Class Picky Eater not hate picnic fare? And persistent-stalker bees? And self-styled chefs with abnormally long arms dumping alleged potato salad on your head? This a diary of doom! I hope Petey survives, both physically and emotionally….
True potato salad story. I used to like my mother’s potato salad – still make mine the same way – but one day long ago my BFF and I had filled up on picnic fare and were tossing a potato-salad ball at each other across the kitchen. Mom found us and was not amused.
margueritem over 12 years ago
Oh Petey is delighted, he’ll have a miserable time!
rayannina over 12 years ago
Move over, Alan Moore — Petey Otterloop has come to take your crown!
Avatar_Ang over 12 years ago
He hates eating?? EATING??
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
How could a World-Class Picky Eater not hate picnic fare? And persistent-stalker bees? And self-styled chefs with abnormally long arms dumping alleged potato salad on your head? This a diary of doom! I hope Petey survives, both physically and emotionally….
scrabblefiend over 12 years ago
Petey has a great future as a writer for a reality show.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
I bring my own plastic flatware, just in case. But it’s the Yellowjackets I hate.
WaitingMan over 12 years ago
How about eating Denny’s food outside? The worst of both worlds.
cygnustigris over 12 years ago
I just like that Petey writes in cursive.
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
True potato salad story. I used to like my mother’s potato salad – still make mine the same way – but one day long ago my BFF and I had filled up on picnic fare and were tossing a potato-salad ball at each other across the kitchen. Mom found us and was not amused.
Perkycat over 12 years ago
What’s wrong with picnics? I love a good picnic. Denny’s? – not so lovable.
MysteryCat over 12 years ago
I love it when Petey takes over the strip and gives Richard a break.
Chewiek9 over 12 years ago
I hate flimsy paper plates!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago
I can’t imagine not wanting to be outside in the summer. Petey, you are missing SO MUCH!
Michelle Morris over 12 years ago
Petey Otterloop:Future Hermit.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
I’m changing up my avatar over the next month or so to see if I like anything better, Popeye
el8 over 12 years ago
don’t forget food poisoning after that potato salad sits in the sun all day
Mr. Nailer Bondy over 2 years ago
I like Alice’s hair in panel 2