Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 17, 2013
Transcript:
Dad: Hello? Alice? Wheres mommy? Would you tell her something? Dad: Tell her there's lots of traffic and Daddy'll be late. What song? Dad: No, I don't want to hear the song on TV. Tell mom I'll be la- Dad: No. Tell mom- What dance? I can't see you dancing, can I? Dad: Is Petey there? I know Petey can't sing or dance. Dad: Alice! Stop singing along with the TV! Turn it down! Dad: There are ten billion cars out here. Yes. That's a lot. Dad: No, don't start counting- hello? Hello? Alice? Alice: You know that job thing daddy does? I think it makes him grouchy. Mom: Where is he anyway? I are his favorite five-bean salad. Petey: Five beans? I separated them into only four piles. Now i have to start all over.
I have a headache…