Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 25, 2013
Transcript:
Alice: it's my turn to use the car now. Dill: No it isn't! I just got in it! Alice: but you've gone off the blacktop onto the dirt. Dill: So? Alice: That means your gone over the edge of the Earth into a bottomless pit full of alligators and lava, and its my turn to use the car. Dill: I can't argue with that. Alice: Ha ha ha!
Bottomless, alligators and lava. None of those things work in combination with any of the others. Unless they are heat-resistant lava-swimming alligators and the pit is bottomless because the alligators eat you before you hit bottom?