Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 10, 2013
Transcript:
Alice: Guess what! I pulled a bag out of the man-eating shrub! Dad: Hey, it's a bag from Handy Hal's Hardware! Mom: Isn't Handy Hals the guy who disappeared last year? Alice: Now the shrub is my best friend, because it owes me one. Dad: Yeah, along with about $30,000. Mom: Whoa. Alice: The shrub ate him and stole his money? What a crummy best friend I've got.
Lousy money grubbing shrub!