Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 07, 2013
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Petey: Did you know there's such a thing as atoms? They're real small and everything is made out of them! Alice: Like bugs? Petey: Smaller than bugs! And I figure if I can reduce m food to it's atomic components, then eat only the parts I like, I'll be the worlds pickiest eater! Petey: So can I have a hammer next to my fork at dinner from now on? Mom: You making fun of my cooking? Alice: He says we're having bugs.
There is a theory, usually postulated by Engineers in cheap bars near closing time, that the theory of how electricity flows in wires is false, and it is actually a stream of little bugs.When one throws a switch, you kick the first bug in the butt, causing the next one to get kicked, etc…I actually watched a demonstration involving a row of roaches lined up between two rulers… very educational… and funny. As I said, it was very late in a cheap bar…