Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 21, 2013
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Transcript:
Alice: Dad, why are we stopping here? Dad: Lets get some watermelons! Petey: I hate produce. Dad: Petey. Alice: Is he pulpy joe? Store Clerk: Me? Do you not know the story of pulpy joe? Store Clerk: They say he was a farmer with fancy ideas about growing the worlds largest watermelon. They say he sold his soul to the devil, at the crossroads, at midnight. Store Clerk: But the watermelon Joe grew was puny. He mocked the devil, who said that joes soul wasn't no bargain either. Store Clerk: So the devil cursed him. Now pulpy joe wanders the land looking for his head, but in vain. Petey: Wow produce is cool! Mom: How about that? Store Clerk: Good day to you. Man: Did you just think that up. Store clerk: Naw, its a screen play I'm writing. Do you think it'd work better with a grapefruit?
Pulpy Joe lives! He stalks the fields and highways at night, looking for his head and for carloads of super-dumb, drunken, hormonal teenagers!Beware Pulpy Joe, kids! (But, on the other hand, that button-down Oxford-and-tie Devil looks rather meh.)