Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 28, 2013
Transcript:
Mom: Want to help make cupcakes for you school Halloween party? Alice: Can we draw bats on the icing? Mom: Of course! In fact, the cupcake mix is bat flavored! Alice: Really? Really? Alice: What, um, do bats taste like? Mom: Fortunately, exactly like chocolate. Alice: Good. I was afraid it'd be something disgusting, like cough syrup or mayonnaise.
Hence cake batter.