Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 22, 2013
Transcript:
Alice: Daddy, would you open this for me now? Please? Dad: Okay. Dad: Jeez, look at all the wires. It's like the inside of a piano. Alice: Oh, boy. Alice: You're almost done right? Dad: It's all welded in there. Dad: Okay! I got the shoes out! Alice: Yay! Alice: How about the doll? Hurry! Hurry! Dad: I'm working on it. Alice: Hey, Daddy! Dad: What? Alice: Your nose looks ten years older than the rest of your head! Alice: Daddy? Beni: Look, Santa brought Alice shoes. Dill: Maybe he doesn't realize your feet have grown since last year. Alice: Was it something I said?
If the people who designed those packages designed our prisons, who world would be a safer place.