Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 28, 2014
Transcript:
Alice: Tell me more about how your brother's a grocery cart herd. Dill: Sometimes a cart will wander far from the lot. Then he must find it and bring it safely back. Dill: He says that the carts with a wiggly wheel are the worst. They are loco! Alice: Why can't you be a cart herd? Petey: I have allergies.
Yes. He’s allergic to work.
You know, if you don’t recapture them, they go feral. They eat sleeping bags and old clothes and enslave people to push them around, Apparently, they do not provide well for their slaves.