Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 28, 2014
Transcript:
Alice: What's this shoebox diorama, Petey? Petey: It's one of my few failures. Petey: I tried to depict the Big Bang using cotton balls, packing peanuts and sting, but I just couldn't do it. Beni: You should've used glitter. Dill: Really. Petey: THIRD-GRADERS DO NOT USE GLITTER.
Nonsense. When all else fails, glitter is the coup de grâce!