Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 08, 2014
Transcript:
Petey: Ernesto! What is this? Ernesto: I've built a Fortress of solitude out of library carrels! Petey: A fort? Ernesto: I'm spending the summer in this remote corner of the library studying the arcane arts. See? Petey: "How to weaponize School paste." Ernesto: Interesting, yes? And it hasn't been checked out since 1957!
I guess no wonder why “How to Weaponize Paste” hasn’t been checked out for nearly 60 years: no one was oblivious to it being on the shelf.