Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 14, 2014
Transcript:
Alice: Why are you making that face? Dill: I'm trying to look needy and deserving. Do I look needy and deserving? Alice: No. Stop it, Dill. Dill: My brothers are going to build an improved Santa Trap! I get to be the bait! Alice: Dill! I told you last time that the Santa Trap is a bad idea! Dill: You did? Alice: You might trap Santa before he gets to my house! Dill: Oh no! I hope they haven't modified the T-shirt cannon yet!
He knows who’s naughty and nice, so he’ll stiff Dill’s brothers and maybe Dill too. Depends on whether he decides Dill is just an innocent rube.