Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 13, 2015
Transcript:
Petey: I don't see why you'd want to drink out of the Fountain of Age. Ernesto: Because then I'd be an adult and get to run things! Of course! Ernesto: And I'm determined to find it! Right here! In this school! To that end, I've obtained this map, bought at the price of much suffering! Petey: That's a kid's place mat from Pirate Pizza. Ernesto: Yes, and with my cheese allergies it cost me dearly with indigestion.
A Lactaid tablet would have fixed that.