Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 26, 2015
Transcript:
Kevin: I dropped the purple crayon and it went under there. Miss Bliss: I'll get the broom. Alice: Kevin! Alice: The purple is the best crayon! The paper isn't torn and it hasn't been chewed on. Alice: It doesn't have other crayon schmutz on it! It's pristine! And now it's under there? Miss Bliss: Was this it? Kevin: Hard to tell. Alice: KEVIN!
If purple is the best crayon, how is it’s paper not torn, and how can it not have been chewed? Alice’s stated paean to the purple crayon makes no sense.