Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 01, 2015
Transcript:
Alice: What happened to you? Dill: My brothers had an accident with their Fourth of July Parade float. It's a total loss. Dill: They got the fireworks cannon set up and the giant George Washington's wooden teeth working. Dill: Then BOOM! The pneumatics blew and animatronic Ben Franklin's head flew off prematurely! Alice: I don't follow history too closely. Is that wrong?
Good grief! A Fourth of July Parade loss of immense proportions! I’m so sorry, Dill. Alice, just be supportive, before poor Dill has a nervous breakdown….