Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 06, 2015

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Ernesto: Ah, Peter! Just the man I need to see! Petey: Hi, um, Ernesto. Ernesto: I have a very exciting offer for you! Petey: What? Erensto: Tah-dah! An Official Henchman-of-Ernesto Jumpsuit! Petey: You've painted an E on a big T-shirt. Ernesto: This jumpsuit is the favored attire of all my henchmen, from Drones and Slooges all the way up to lackeys, Gofers and Minions! Ernesto: You Ernesto Loyalty Rating is shown in stars on the back! See- a full fledged five star minion! Ernesto: And as you advance in rank from Drone to Minion I'll punch holes in your Ernesto-pal card! Five holes qualifies you for a box of assorted doughnuts. Petey: I don't like doughnuts and I don't want to wear the shirt. Ernesto: Keep the card. You'll reconsider! They all do! Petey: My imaginary friend gave me this card. Andre: Assorted doughnuts? Just for wearing a shirt? Does he have anything in an extra large?