Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 09, 2015
Transcript:
Alice: Why am I having so much trouble deciding what to be for Halloween? All I need is a costume that expresses who I am and shakes loose some candy. Alice: Adults are a sentimental lot, easily swayed by anything cute. What would appeal to their weakness for the adorable? Alice: OF COURSE! The answer's been right in front of me all this time, because I left it lying on the floor! Alice: I'll be a PANGOLIN!
A bad pangolin costume makes you look like an armadillo.