Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 01, 2015
October 31, 2015
November 02, 2015
Transcript:
Mom: Alice: I'm just as sorry as can be that you're sick, but you can't go trick or treating tonight. Alice: DARN I'm going upstairs to sulk. Alice: I'll watch the other kids having so much fun so I can feel worse. Kids: Look! Up in that window! EEEK! Kids: THAT FACE! THAT SULKY FACE! Alice: Huh? Kids: IT'S SO HORRIBLE! AAGH! IT'S LIKE THE GHOST OF SOMEONE WHO DIED OF SULKINESS! Alice: Hee nee! MYEH! Kids: DON'T LET IT SEE YOU! STAY AWAY FROM IT! Alice: EEEEEGHA! Kids: RUN! WARN THE OTHERS! Alice: HEE HEE RARRRGH Mom: You feeling better? Have a piece of candy! We've got plenty- almost nobody came to our house tonight. Alice: What a great Halloween!
I stayed home, dressed up, and gave out candy to trick or treaters. Five kids asked who I was. One asked if I was a clown. I was Snow White. I am now mourning the future of America.