Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 13, 2015
November 12, 2015
November 14, 2015
Transcript:
Petey: I have to check my Global Picky Eater Rating online. With all these holidays, I have to be extra careful with my diet. Petey: The Halloween- Thanksgiving- Christmas season is a minefield. It's so easy to slip up! Just before Christmas last year, the world's number one ranked picky eater dropped to number 3,435! Over night! For one little misstep! It was scandal! Petey: He was discovered in the same room as a fruitcake! Alice: Boy, I know what that's like.
The secret to fruitcake is soaking it in brandy or rum. People will eat shredded newsprint if soaked in the proper strong spirit.