Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 03, 2016
Transcript:
Beni: TIMMY FRETWORK DRIVES A PARKING LOT SNOWPLOW! Timmy: Um- Dill: WOW! Alice: ARE SOOTIS REAL? Alice: My brother says sootis live on piles of dirty snow in parking lots and carry off unwary shoppers! Dill: My brother is a grocery cart herd at the Food Pyramid and he lives in mortal terror of sootis! Alice: As who wouldn't be?
Everyone knows it: beware the Sootis! Not even a Banjo Man can prevail against them. But if he shucks his timorous secret identity and reveals himself as SNOWPLOW MAN, defender of parking lots, then the Sootis will be on the run. Really. It’s so! I heard it from that Otterloop kid….