Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 24, 2016
Transcript:
Alice: Petey! Petey! Wake up! I had a bad dream! Petey: Hmpf? Alice: A walking jungle gym came to our house and stuck a tube slide in the window and came t our house and stuck a tube slide in the window and little clowns ran out of it... Alice:...then, after Kevin's giant dog chased daddy's car under the shrub, Grandma flew by on a- Petey: Alice, go tell mom. Alice: I already told mom the whole thing twice and daddy won't wake up enough to pay attention. Petey: Fmpfz.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
your parents AND brother need their sleep, Alice
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
No it’s not a dream. It’s a repressed memory trying to break through to your waking mind.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
Are you unable to take a hint? You might be suffering from Alice Otterloop syndrome! Call now for a free evaluation at 555-55…………. (zzzzzzzzzzzz)
WaitingMan over 8 years ago
I believe the OED picked up “hmfp” and “fmpfz” in 2014.
Kaputnik over 8 years ago
Alice needs a tiger. Although come to think of it, I think Hobbes would tell her to go back to sleep too.
erin.adamic Premium Member over 8 years ago
When Alice has a nightmare, the whole family has a nightmare …
John Allen Premium Member over 8 years ago
Daddy is smart.