Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 27, 2016
April 26, 2016
April 28, 2016
Transcript:
Petey: These soccer shoes are more complicated than those old ones I had. Petey: They've got all these mysterious valves and bladders and vents. I think they've got a central nervous system. Petey: Which means they've got a brain. So sports equipment can now play sports without human interference,leaving mankind free to avoid sports entirely. Alice: Yay!
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
I think that would be more useful than cars that drive themselves.
celeconecca over 8 years ago
that’s MY kind of shoe! wish the design had been around during my high school years. Maybe I would have received less Ds and more As (only one A – in ballroom dancing)!
Longplay Premium Member over 8 years ago
They still need a body to control.
Perkycat over 8 years ago
Would certainly be a lot cheaper. Or could those shoes bargain for billion dollar contracts too.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
I am so old-fashioned, I just can’t deal with these technologically advanced, sentient shoes! Give me moccasins!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
BUNNY!
J Quest over 8 years ago
If they have bladders, then they must be tested for PEDs (Petey Enhancing Devices)
GROG Premium Member over 8 years ago
And if you wear those shoes long enough, they’ll be able to move by themselves.
erin.adamic Premium Member over 8 years ago
I wish!!!!
peabodyboy over 8 years ago
Yeah, that’s the problem with sports today. Humans.
Sheila Hardie over 8 years ago
If only!
nathanbtlr over 8 years ago
Yay! indeed.