Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 24, 2016
Transcript:
Alice: I've got an important playdate with Nara! Dill: I found a big fancy stick! Alice: We're going to play games and eat snacks. Dill: I'd join you but I'm pretty busy. Alice: Dill. You're going to put that thing in our mail slot, aren't you? Dill: Oh. Um. Yeah. Alice: It won't fit. Leave it in the driveway. My dad'll find it when he gets home. Dill: Okay!
Fired from a trebuchet it would probably get through the mail slot.