Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 26, 2016
Transcript:
Alice: Timmy Fretwork the Banjo Man helped out at Blisshaven today! Mom: What did he do? Alice: He painted a scary mural, got his truck stuck in the sandbox, glued the supply closet door shut, fixed a window so it doesn't have all the glass in it and knocked something big and heavy off the roof. Mom: He did all tha-What is this? Alice: It's the sinkhole! Sinkholes form when Timmy Fretwork fixes the drinking fountain.
As my FIL used to say, “Jack of all trades, master of none.”