Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 24, 2016
Transcript:
Alice: Hey, Petey! You're not asleep, right? I've been thinking about this Santa Claus thing, and I've decided he's kind of a doofus! Petey: Z Alice: I mean, sure he's a nice guy and all but rattlerattlerattle-what's that? Alice: rattlerattlerattleratt It's santa! He's here! He heard me! He's downstairs filling my stocking with gravel! Petey: Huh? Alice: I'll be good! Here I go, back to bed! I'm already asleep! Petey: Alice. It's not Santa. It's pasta fallling-oh, never mind-- Z
what a worry wart Alice is