Cows are boring because they’re so stupid. Here’s how to prove it: next time you are driving by a horse field, roll down your window and shout, “Hey, horse!”. They will all look up, because they know that you are addressing them. Then drive by a cow field and shout, “Hey, cow!”; none of the ignorant beasts will look up. They’re too stupid to realize that they’re cows.
Cows are boring because they’re so stupid. Here’s how to prove it: next time you are driving by a horse field, roll down your window and shout, “Hey, horse!”. They will all look up, because they know that you are addressing them. Then drive by a cow field and shout, “Hey, cow!”; none of the ignorant beasts will look up. They’re too stupid to realize that they’re cows.