Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 18, 2023

Good thing he won’t be playing the New York Red Bulls then.

Aannd … Here comes Dill with his inevitable, irrelevant, but likeable, contribution!

Actually, it’s waving that cape in the bull’s face that makes it mad, not the color.

Now I want to watch that cartoon!

Is it just me or does the shirt look slightly orange. Could just be a mind trick played on me by the colour of Pevey’s hair.

Goats’ ability to eat non-food items is impressive, isn’t it, Dill?

Cartoons are the nature documentaries for the youth. Learn the Dog-Cat-Bird hierarchy, that anvils can suddenly rain from the sky and that bulls HATE the color red!

Personalized shirts at that level of soccer?

Red Bull is their sports drink.

Former Major League pitcher Jake Peavy called, and he wants his misspelled, shrunken shirt back.

Alice! Not helping! Do you want your brother to chew his arm off?!

I wouldn’t put it past Dill to nibble on a can. You know he has had a stick or two in his mouth, prior to putting it through the mail slot.

They’re playing the team from Pamplona, Spain?

MOM!

Bulls on the soccer field? And goats?

Now we know why the fancy soccer shoes are necessary—in case you step in “something” ….

Goats don’t eat tin cans or any metal. That idea started when someone saw a goat eat the label off of a tin can! They do eat paper, not the can!