Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 28, 2024

Avast ye scurvy dogs!

Nothing like a violent lie.

Dot their eyes Alice!

Thus endeth sharing time for Alice.

The grandkids love to eat with those swords! Good morning y’all!

Make him walk the tongue depressor.

Run them through? Advanced comment for preschool

Poor little Alice…..

“I been gored! By a sword! I’m gonna be sored!”

Nara had better bite her tongue or else that duck shaped potato is history.

I think allowing comments from the gallery makes sharing time more interesting. No one wants to listen to a monologue about one tiny plastic sword. So, anyway, once I got a little lemon napkin in a foil pack, for sticky hands and jelly caddies!

It’s like our KoffeeKlatch at MCD’s after our fitness class. No sooner does one start a topic, then someone interrupts with: “the same here” and off she goes on hers, and then another one interrupts, and it comes back to me “…as I was sayin’…” And they never hear my story as we’ve finished our coffees and we gotta go on with the rest of the day…

She has the pirate stance down. :)

I always liked the phrase “run them through”.

Stabby, grabby & tantrum are the three pillars of the Alician way.

Under today’s idiotic “zero tolerance” rules (actually “zero thought or accountability” rules), she’d be expelled for bringing a weapon to school; actually happened to a kid who brought a 1" plastic G.I. Joe bayonet.

Someone call for “backup”!!!

Respect the Sword!