Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 20, 2014

I know no-thing.

You know that thing with the thing?

The thing with the thing that makes the thing do the thing? Nope, never heard of it.

yeah i moved THAT thing to another room

I know no thing

When I was a kid, visiting relatives in Illinois, my mother and her siblings would have conversations just like Peter and Peggy’s…in fact, a lot like the ones in x_Tech’s clip.

Drove their kids and spouses nuts.

“Did you bring the…”“No, they were sold ou…”Well, did you tr….."“No, they close at …”“Well, let’s just have…..”“KIDS! Didn’t you hear your aunt?Time for lunch!”

Tehy don’t know thing one from thing two.

You wouldn’t be talking about Thing from The Addams Family?

Well the thing is….

My ‘thing’ is broken,so i put it out with the other ‘things’ for recycling. :) Peace.

Here’s a couple of things that must go together …

http://seuss.wikia.com/wiki/Thing_One_and_Thing_Two

Is this a Seinfeld thing?

I can’t tell you how many time I’ve gotten rid of that thing, only to turn around and find there is another thing to replace it.

This thing isn’t funny.