Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 25, 2016

Tony and the forgotten forgetful BevAt my age? You gotta be kidding! Where am I?

I never forget a thing!I have a memory like…um…like a…. a…. what are those things people have a memory like?

And why was I asking?Did I come in here for a reason?

I honestly don’t know if I’ve forgotten something or not. Isn’t that the point of forgetting?

I can’t remember.

@ TonyUm, what was the question?

I have total recall….. sometimes it takes a couple of days and I blurt it out at inopportune times, but it’s total.

I can remember stupid things – character from TV series I’ve only read about but never seen, odd dates from history – but I have to count on my fingers to tell you how many kids we have.

We often mock the modern technologies, but the calendar on the smart phone is worth more than the telephone, clock, and camera combined.

load calendar, first thing in a new smart phone, to heck will contacts

@Tony“forgetful?”.Yes, I forget things but not the things I’d like to forget.

It is the Y chromazone.

QOTD #2: Nope, completely believable, in fact right now I believe I will complete another beer.

I don’t think he forgot anything, she’s just keeping him off balance.

Of course I’m unbelievable. Also faboulous, gorgeous, witty, funny, and …..what were we talking about again?

@Tony

“forgetful?”

This question raises too many questions…

Oh, what was it you wanted now?

Are you unbelievable?

There are occasions

Would you believe many, many occasions…

I do not recall…

Are you unbelievableI’m so unbelievable it’s unbelievable.

I have a photographic memory. Too bad no one makes film any more.

Forgetful? Who, me? I don’t forget a thing! No Sir, not me! (Who the HE!! do you think is keeping the “POST IT NOTES” company in business?? HMM?)