Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 06, 2017

sounds like he’ll be sleeping on the sofa tonight

OK!

Tonight we have an actual question from Tony…..

No bada, no bing…. no boom.

Tony asks:

“What are you thinking?”

I’m not answering, though….

I mean…. you see what happens when you blurt out what you’re thinking?

What am I thinking? Tony’s is way out there somewhere!!!

If I told you what I was thinking, I’d spend the rest of my life tied to a bed with a Thorazine drip……….

I’d say it loud & proud, but then, I’m happily unmarried.

I would say, Ok, babe, would you care to remind me why I married you? We would share a laugh, and a reminder or two.

@Tony :

I’m thinking it is time for Peter to make like a tree and leave.

Make like horse crap and hit the trail.

Be the lead duck and get the flock out of there.

If you catch my drift.

Happy Epiphany! The twelfth day has arrived. You may all take your Christmas Decorations down tomorrow.

I’ve been married 27 years. Best 3 years of my life!

@Tony:

Right now, I’m thinking about asking today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

What have you “said out loud”?

Why yes, I believe you did…

whoopsie! “did I say thaaat?”