Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 19, 2017

Tony asked, about 2 hours ago

How ’bout you?

Wow. Let Spork ask that kind of question and we’d totally understand that those women jilt him. After having given him a broken jaw.

How did the boy go through underwear that fast until laundry day?

Depends on how many pairs he has? And when is laundry day, once a week or two???

I beg your pardon, Tony?

Anyway, if that refers, as it appears to, to Peg’s question, it’s a textbook example of a loaded question….

just in case you ever need a textbook example of a loaded question.

Tony, it’s 6AM and I just crawled out of bed. What do YOU think?

cOMMANDO!

Prison warden addressing the prisoners

Today I have good news and bad news.

First the good news…

Everyone will be getting a change of underwear.

Now the bad news…

You’re going to change with him, He’s going to change with him…….

I wash my underwear, therefore I wear it every day.