Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 29, 2018

Tony asked, about 2 hours ago

How is yours?

Excellent! (Where’s my mallet?)

Don’t you need a stuffed Tiger to run this joke?

I agree with SpacedInvader …

I was about to say that Elliot is taking a page out of Calvin’s book.

Maybe he was reading Calvin and Hobbes….

maybe they even let him read GoComics…

and we all know how subversive and dangerous that can be.

As for my reputation….

I believe it’s intact…

in spite of…. well…. you know….

Tigressy, you’ve got me puzzled…. your mallet?

I’ll let you know…when I ever run for and get elected to office.

Mine’s great. She’s gone for the weekend.

Meh.

Everyone in the room with me approves, so 100%.

I don’t give a &^%$ what an approval rating is or for!!! I live my life my way!!!

I’m not sure, I haven’t read my Yelp reviews.