Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 08, 2018

Peter of “Daddy’s Home” must a long-lost half-brother of Tim of “Home Improvement.”

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

Are you handy?

Depends on what kind of handy your talking about? Something easy or something hard?

I went out with a guy once who was handy….

Too handy.

Like an octopus.

I don’t think so Tim.

My wife thinks I’m handy. But I can tell when she’s not in the mood.

@SUSAN AND NOSIR

That would be “handsie”. At least that’s what I was called….er told.

“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”

Cue the Dragnet Theme.

Hope they’re prepared for a big repair bill…..once he’s finished … :-)

Handy? Well I’m there when you need me to call a professional.

Meanwhile, you know this gonna go bad when he’s putting a skylight in on the first floor of a two-story house.

He has a mallet. He needs a tape measure, a construction square, a sawzall, a nail gun, two assistants, and a clue.

@Tony:

Yep — and I’m “footy” too! And while I take my foot out of my mouth, I’ll ask today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

What’s your impending sense of doom?

Someone’s been watching HGTV instead of working again.