Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 20, 2018

no one asked you, nephew Spork

Why do you drink?

Cos it’s a Family tradition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd0TGfZSACI

Grape Soda with Everclear.

Because there’s no beer in heaven.

Drink???….maybe a little Jack-n-Coke!!!

Why do I drink? Duh, because I’m thirsty.

What do I drink? Depends on the time of day. A pot of coffee during the morning hour. A couple of beers in the afternoon. Then water for the rest of the day.

Does ’Daddy’s Home’ drive you to drink? Not so far. Can you give me a Lyft, Tony?

Yes

I’m not a problem drinker. It’s what I do best!

@Tony:

Uh, because I’m thirsty? But I hope that this won’t drink people to drink…it’s today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Do you slam doors?

By the way, is this a rerun? I’m asking because we usually don’t see Spork in the strip on a weekday.

I’m curious what the “thing” was she said no to for him to be so mad. Did he want to see the movie “The Thing?”