Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for November 24, 2018

Tony’s QOTD: Leftovers?

I sense a disconnect here. Lately, we seem to be getting yesterday’s question today. Or maybe Tony just likes living in the past.

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Leftovers?

No. There will be a few weeks from now.

But the times when the last party-guests left after breakfast (well – a cup of coffee since they were still full) are long gone…

Now I’d like to find out what noise he makes while getting kicked off the couch.

I have no idea whats leftover or if its rightover, who knows, Tony???

Would you like to eat that remote?

That remote is about to go where no remote has gone before.

I make noise every time I move.

I can get away with saying something like that. It’s all in the delivery. Plus, we get along. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to put my bowl in the sink…grunt…fart…

After a certain age, making a noise when doing something as strenuous as getting off the couch provides incentive. It proves that you are still alive and therefore there is some point in making the effort.

She’s like me; a groan-up.

Yes, yes i do.

No leftovers. I had dinner at someone else’s home.