Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 21, 2022

must be man’s first time on a plane if you ask me

Cavities that you didn’t even realize you had

TSA = T otally S tupid A sses.

Getting a free prostate check.

Looking for reasons!!!

I feel so blessed that I have a fear of heights!

The curse of having a cute butt.

My first flight after 9-11 was in July and the airport screeners asked me to remove my shoes. Really? I was wearing flip flops.

Not to ruin the joke… but relax…

The TSA cannot legally do what you’re thinking they can do.

They can pat you down over your clothing, and screen you electronically, and in rare cases, ask you to undress and examine you from the outside….

but they’re NOT allowed to touch your body, inside or out.

If he such an innocent, let him go.

Say ‘Hello’ to officer Ben Dover.

Ah, yes, the TSA – security theater at its “finest”! Actual security? Not so much……

Not those cavities.

Today’s QOTD as posted by Tony: Traveling this year?

Nope I’m grounded.

Look ma, no cavities!

It’s the new, improved screening method…..